Logo

What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

10.06.2025 04:28

What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

32.4 Patch Notes - Blizzard Entertainment

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Stopping alcoholism gets smarter with smartwatches - The Brighter Side of News

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

Vinicius Jr. and Brazil Draw Blank in Ancelotti’s Debut - Managing Madrid

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Nostalgic Tunes Trigger Stronger Urge to Dance Than Familiar Hits - Neuroscience News

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

TEXT:

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

The Ocean Is Getting Darker, Threatening All That Lives Within - ScienceAlert

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Steelers Address Mason Rudolph Trump Rally Appearance In Email To Fans - TMZ

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

Why do flat Earthers run away like whipped dogs with their tails between their legs when asked simple questions that expose their delusions as fantasy?

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

Make Nazis afraid again!

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

Do you agree with the characterization of Trump's trial as a "modern day Salem witch trial"? Why or why not?

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

Supplement health risks to know about, plus a celebrity's 'brutal' infection - Fox News

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

The workout supplement becoming more popular outside the gym - WTOP

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …